Why is there an $800,000 charge on my credit card?” “Dad, I’m a material girl.”
“Why is there an $800,000 charge on my credit card?”
he asks, trembling, holding the receipt like it’s cursed.
I blink.
I tilt my sunglasses.
I say, calmly:
“Dad… I’m a material girl.”
Silence.
The kind of silence you hear in luxury showrooms and bankruptcy hearings.
He doesn’t get it.
He doesn’t understand that the Birkin needed a matching friend.
That diamonds are a form of self-care.
That I don’t spend money — I curate a reality.
It wasn’t a shopping spree.
It was a manifestation sprint.
I didn’t max the card.
I unlocked the lifestyle.
He’s still talking about “budgets” and “mortgages.”
I’m talking about vibes.
One of us is clearly not the main character.
They weren’t mad about the money.
They were mad they couldn’t pull off the outfit.
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Which You Choosing?
A) Unlimited money — but you must lie about everything, always
B) Always tell the truth — but you lose all financial stability
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Maths Challenge
Solve this:
(15 – 5) × 3 = ?
A) 30
B) 45 ✅
✍️ Comment your answer —
Bonus points if your wallet flinched just reading this 😭
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